HOW I PUT MY PANTS ON IN THE MORNING

A step by step guide to how I put my pants on. Follow in order. Do not skip steps.
  1. 1.
    Find acceptable pants
  2. 2.
    Put the left leg thru the left pant leg
  3. 3.
    Put the right leg thru the right pant leg
  4. 4.
    Pull them up
  5. 5.
    Shimmy butt into them
  6. 6.
    Give a small hop while pulling up
  7. 7.
    Button and zip