HORRIBLE THINGS I'VE DONE TO MY LITTLE BROTHER
- •Forced him to watch "It" the first time I was allowed to babysit him (ages 5 and 11).
- •Convinced him that the evil clown Pennywise was hiding in the air vents above his bed.
- •Played a game called "bucket head"Rules: my brother would put a clear, plastic bucket over his head and stand completely still while I threw hacky-sacks at him.
- •Taught him that "commas" and "apostrophes" were mutant spider monsters that lived in the mountains.
- •Convinced him to steal marbles from inside flower vases.
- •Forced him to perform in musical variety shows in our living room.
- •Jab him in the stomach at every available opportunity.