HORRIBLE THINGS I'VE DONE TO MY LITTLE BROTHER

  1. Forced him to watch "It" the first time I was allowed to babysit him (ages 5 and 11).
  2. Convinced him that the evil clown Pennywise was hiding in the air vents above his bed.
  3. Played a game called "bucket head"
    Rules: my brother would put a clear, plastic bucket over his head and stand completely still while I threw hacky-sacks at him.
  4. Taught him that "commas" and "apostrophes" were mutant spider monsters that lived in the mountains.
  5. Convinced him to steal marbles from inside flower vases.
  6. Forced him to perform in musical variety shows in our living room.
  7. Jab him in the stomach at every available opportunity.