MY BEST QUALITIES
- •My friend-picking ability
- •My "go the fuck away" faceWhen pretty much anyone tries to talk to me.
- •I am from HawaiiTherefore in group introductions I always have to go last and prepare for a 30 minute follow-up conversation about Hawaii. I sometimes just lie.
- •My bird phobiaUltimately it'll keep me safe, I see it as more of an advantage than anything.
- •The fact that I'm a cat personThis makes me relatively unique in my friend circle and helps us all practice tolerance.
- •My procrastination skills
- •My ability to recognize voices instantlyThis is more of a party trick.
- •And finally, I am never ever a sloppy drunk.I am always able to keep it together until I'm in the privacy of my own home where I can fall and puke wherever I please without judgement.