THINGS MY UNCLE MAURICIO DID LAST NIGHT

In no particular order.
  1. Smoked hash
  2. Explained in full detail the scientific process of Ketosis
  3. Ate a large pizza by himself
  4. Performed a full re-enactment of Star Wars
  5. Complained about the lack of sex-appeal in Star Wars
  6. Complained about how horrifying the phrase "Star Wars" is as a title.
  7. Re-enacted the Hunger Games movies.
  8. Lamented on the hardship of actors.
  9. Baked a birthday cake.
  10. Named the lemon tree in the back yard "Snakefinder".