THINGS MY UNCLE MAURICIO DID LAST NIGHT
In no particular order.
- •Smoked hash
- •Explained in full detail the scientific process of Ketosis
- •Ate a large pizza by himself
- •Performed a full re-enactment of Star Wars
- •Complained about the lack of sex-appeal in Star Wars
- •Complained about how horrifying the phrase "Star Wars" is as a title.
- •Re-enacted the Hunger Games movies.
- •Lamented on the hardship of actors.
- •Baked a birthday cake.
- •Named the lemon tree in the back yard "Snakefinder".