THINGS THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AT

But I did.
  1. The weather man stuttering on the news.
    Some people have a stuttering problem. This man doesn't. So I laughed.
  2. The news repeating the word "hack attack"
    Straight-faced and somber.
  3. Watching the dog choke on her puke.
  4. Watching the other dog smell it.
  5. My neighbor's passive aggressive attempt to "drought-shame" us
    Bitch let me water the peonies in peace!
  6. My uncle's new haircut.