1. When I went to see Civil War.
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  2. Whenever I'm force to go out in public and am asked to behave.
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  3. Social outings generally consist of this and more of this.
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  4. When my friends and I congregated at my place of work in the middle of the night just to use the excessive amounts of Internet data there.
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  5. When I try to make interesting conversation with customers I don't know.
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  6. When I post a controversial Jane Austen post on my Austen Instagram account and people start arguing.
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  7. I then sit back and enjoy the fire being thrown.
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  8. When complemented on my many different beanies that I wear to work.
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  9. When I try to impress people with my extravagant life style.
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  10. When people ask me why I've never had them over.
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  11. When my best friend says she's in love with the same jerk that's screwed her over, oh, I don't know, 500+ times.
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    Burn HIM.
  12. When my co-worker comes in with a ready made roast and I only have my cheese toasty.
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  13. When I try to lighten the mood of a serious conversation but end up making things weird.
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  14. Added bonus. That time I was Roy.
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    When I watched The Notebook for the first time. I was actually Roy. Not Moss.