FREE EXCUSES FOR GETTING OUT OF PLANS
Feel free to use!
- •Really need to finish this stalk of celery.
- •Was just reincarnated.
- •Involved in a physical fight at the grocery store.
- •Accidentally bonded with a group of ducklings.
- •Am emotionally adrift.
- •Took a nap and woke up surrounded by buses.
- •Having reconstructive surgery on my knuckles.
- •Am underwater.
- •Trapped in a prison of my own creation.
- •Just found out about books.
- •Locked in a theater repeatedly showing "The Smurfs 2" in German.