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  1. Really need to finish this stalk of celery.
  2. Was just reincarnated.
  3. Involved in a physical fight at the grocery store.
  4. Accidentally bonded with a group of ducklings.
  5. Am emotionally adrift.
  6. Took a nap and woke up surrounded by buses.
  7. Having reconstructive surgery on my knuckles.
  8. Am underwater.
  9. Trapped in a prison of my own creation.
  10. Just found out about books.
  11. Locked in a theater repeatedly showing "The Smurfs 2" in German.