SHITTIEST ANIMALS

  1. Worms
    Wow you are literally like a wet tube
  2. Slugs
    Like worms but even wetter and slower
  3. Cows
    Literally look like they have no idea where they are all the time
  4. Flying Fish
    I find them pretentious
  5. Daddy Longlegs
    Like if dust was an animal. Hard pass
  6. Bacteria
    I can't even see them? Fuck off
  7. Prairie Dogs/Meerkats
    Actually pretty cool but I don't know the difference and I don't feel I should be penalized for that