WORST THINGS I'VE EVER EATEN

  1. Fried Chicken Gizzards from a C-grade Chinese Restaurant.
    For a web-series that was never released.
  2. Egg Drop Soup that reminded me of nasal drip.
  3. A pizza my roommate made with Spam under the cheese instead of sauce.
    I was not told.
  4. Half of a tequila worm.
  5. An airport sandwich that water drained out of when I unwrapped it.
  6. A beer bong containing Monster Energy, Jäger, Keystone Light, Sparks, Vodka, and Whiskey.
    I guess technically not eating but I did have to leave the party and walk around for an hour trying not to vomit. Thanks University of Michigan game days!