THINGS STANDING IN THE WAY OF MY FULL COMMITMENT TO VEGETARIANISM

I was a vegetarian for 5 years until I got lazy and ate a cheeseburger from Shake Shack. I love and anthropomorphize animals.
  1. Pepperoni pizza
  2. Lack of a pet pig
  3. Veggie burgers w/ bacon
  4. Haven't watched Babe recently
  5. Not going to be vegan so should I really even bother