THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT I WORKED AT IN MINNESOTA

  1. A Mexican man came into the restaurant and reasonably yet incorrectly assumed somebody there would be able to speak Spanish
  2. When I asked customers if they wanted mild, hot, or extra hot salsa, 98% said "oh mild please" and 2% said "maybe I'll try the hot next time"
  3. Quesadilla pronounced "kwehsuhdilla"