THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY

  1. 1.
    I got an end seat on the bus, meaning I only had to rub shoulders with ONE other dirty commuter.
  2. 2.
    Our office manager baked me vegan pumpkin bread. With vegan chocolate chips.
  3. 3.
    I listened to "Release You" by Tom Misch and Carmody on repeat.
  4. 4.
    I wrote my mom an actual letter. No, really.
  5. 5.
    I drank approx. 8 bottles of water from my brand-new bkr.
  6. 6.
    I had to pee 8 times, in direct correlation to my excessive hydration. My coworkers must think I have a problem.
  7. 7.
    I forgot to answer a solid 6 people over text. I'm the worst.
  8. 8.
    I didn't wash my hair. And overcompensated with a very odd bouffant.