A Poll

  1. If I were to write a memoir
  2. About my weird life
  3. And ground it in food
  4. And fill it with recipes
  5. As well as the awful memories
  6. And entitle it "Here's How it's Funny,"
  7. And write it all tongue in cheek
  8. With lots of dark humor
  9. How many of you would want to read it?