Things That Are Hazardous to My Health but I Do Anyway ☢☣

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Smoke 2 cigarettes a day
    They're American Spirits, the "healthy" cigarette brand.
  2. Drink a couple of glasses of wine every night
    I do usually dilute with seltzer and ice so I don't end up consuming that much alcohol.
  3. Rarely go to bed before 1AM
  4. Employ rigorous critical thinking