I've started and abandoned many projects, these are just the literary ones.
  1. The Art of Cooking Dangerously
    This one was inspired by the talent I have for injuring myself while cooking.
  2. S&M in the Kitchen
    Another cookbook inspired when I was trussing poultry.
  3. Single in Paradise: The Misadventures of a 21st Century MILF
    This one begins after a rough breakup which ended a seven year relationship. This recounts a three year period in which I indulged in lots of drinking and promiscuity.
  4. Here's How it's Funny: A Memoir
    In this I tell painful episodes from my life, always revealing the dark humor within them.
  5. The Casuals
    A reworking of Single in Paradise written more as a self help book targeted at newly single women of a certain age and extolling the healing powers of sleeping with a fair number of much younger lovers.