Titles of Books I Meant to Write or Started to Write
I've started and abandoned many projects, these are just the literary ones.
- •The Art of Cooking DangerouslyThis one was inspired by the talent I have for injuring myself while cooking.
- •S&M in the KitchenAnother cookbook inspired when I was trussing poultry.
- •Single in Paradise: The Misadventures of a 21st Century MILFThis one begins after a rough breakup which ended a seven year relationship. This recounts a three year period in which I indulged in lots of drinking and promiscuity.
- •Here's How it's Funny: A MemoirIn this I tell painful episodes from my life, always revealing the dark humor within them.
- •The CasualsA reworking of Single in Paradise written more as a self help book targeted at newly single women of a certain age and extolling the healing powers of sleeping with a fair number of much younger lovers.