Ways My Daughter, Madeleine, Is the Most Punk Rock Person I Know...

My middle child is a born punk rocker. Here's proof.
  1. Her daycare had a Christmas recital at my Dad's church when she was 3.
  2. She and her best friend Hannah were to perform together.
  3. The two little girls came out and took the stage, all dressed up in Christmasy dresses.
  4. They looked at each other briefly,
  5. then looked back at the audience,
  6. then commenced to screaming.
  7. They just stood there and screamed bloody murder.
  8. Just screamed!
  9. At the top of their lungs.
  10. We adults didn't know what to do.
  11. That was the most punk rock thing I've ever seen anyone do.