Ways My Daughter, Madeleine, Is the Most Punk Rock Person I Know...
My middle child is a born punk rocker. Here's proof.
- •Her daycare had a Christmas recital at my Dad's church when she was 3.
- •She and her best friend Hannah were to perform together.
- •The two little girls came out and took the stage, all dressed up in Christmasy dresses.
- •They looked at each other briefly,
- •then looked back at the audience,
- •then commenced to screaming.
- •They just stood there and screamed bloody murder.
- •Just screamed!
- •At the top of their lungs.
- •We adults didn't know what to do.
- •That was the most punk rock thing I've ever seen anyone do.