THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF ADULT-ING.

  1. Making up words.
  2. Making lists.
  3. Watching Hulu.
  4. Checking Crackbook and Addictagram.
  5. Making up more words.
  6. Snuggling my dog.
  7. Kissing my dog.
  8. Stalking my husband on Find My iPhone.
  9. Eating junk food.
  10. Trying to think of something else to round out my list nicely.