STAGES OF THINKING WHEN AN EARTHQUAKE HITS WHILE HALF ASLEEP WATCHING XFILES

Based on recent events
  1. Thinking a ghost is trying to wake you up when you realize your head is shaking involuntarily.
  2. Fully waking up and thinking that's nonsense and deciding it's probably just a big truck driving by.
  3. Remembering there was an earthquake up state earlier in the day and suddenly realizing...
  4. It's an EARTHQUAKE!