1. What if I find a grey hair?
    Do I dye my hair? Do I quit my job?
  2. Having enough clean underwear to last the rest of the work week
    I don't
  3. My parents' health
  4. The light on my car's dashboard that says my rear left tire's pressure is low
  5. The wine glass that I smashed tonight while doing dishes
    There's probably a shard of glass waiting for my bare feet. Also, my kitchen floor really needs to be swept.
  6. Homelessness
  7. My level of stress
  8. My level of whimsy
  9. Did my friend receive my Thanksgiving Paperless Post card & purposely ignore?
  10. Debt
    Rapidly accumulating
  11. Moth infestation in my flat