1. Take a long drive with a couple
  2. Sit in the backseat and stare out the window
  3. Speak only when spoken to
  4. Listen to couple discuss their relationship in depth
    Wonder if this is for your benefit?
  5. Contemplate jumping out of the moving car
  6. Decide you value life
  7. Try to ignore the fact that they are exclusively listening to country music
  8. Write list on phone
    About being the third wheel in the car
  9. Arrive at destination