THINGS THAT AREN'T IRONIC IN THE SONG "IRONIC"

Isn't it ironic...dontchya think
  1. Rain on your wedding day
  2. A black fly in your Chardonnay
  3. The good advice that you just didn't take
  4. A traffic jam when you're already late
  5. A little too ironic? Yea I really DON'T think...