THINGS PEOPLE WILL COMMENT ON YOUR SELFIES

I am guilty of this. I don't care. I don't need your judgement
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    Can I be you?
    Classic
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    I hate your face
    Most of the time sarcastically implying that you love it and are jealous. If I comment this tho, you probs ugly
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    How did I miss this?
    Somewhat justification for stalking someone and finding a selfie you hadn't seen. Creepy nontheless
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    Random emojis
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