ABC'S THE BACHELOR

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  1. In an unprecedented move, The Bachelor sends both finalists home to live out their days with the rest of The Unlovables, opting instead to spend his life alone in a room full of framed pictures of women.
  2. More pictures of women than he knew could exist.
  3. After sending the cameras away and painting over the walls that watched him fall in love, he picks up a picture, contemplates it, puts it down, and stares pensively out the window, forever.
  4. This, he realizes, is what he wants.
  5. This in between time.
  6. No chase, no heartbreak, no disappointment. He at last knows peace.
  7. The end.