IF YOU WANT IT ENOUGH

  1. Sit on the bar stool like it's a throne and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  2. His knee is a tarantula and if you brush it softly enough maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  3. Cruise over to the jukebox and play That Song (you know the one I'm talking about), and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  4. Laugh like you're a contestant on Family Feud, and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  5. Rest your head on the bar, eyes half open like pistachios, and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  6. Regale the bartender with stories of your latest conquest and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  7. Send a shot his way - your favorite shot, a prairie fire - and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  8. Ask the bartender for a phone, dial it like a musical instrument and ask for him and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  9. Sleep under a booth at last call and maybe he'll look at you.
    Is he looking at you?
  10. Welcome him to dating in Los Angeles and maybe he'll look at you.
    He left.