PAY ATTENTION

Tiny things I am grateful I noticed:
  1. A real ad that ran in the April 2002 issue of Arizona Parenting
  2. Does this drink taste bitter to you?
  3. Is it within the realm of possibilities that they would know I was calling regarding the typos in the ad??
  4. Someone in Dallas knows where Italy is
  5. He fixed my old car
  6. Uh oh
  7. Someone in Dublin knows what a pineapple is
  8. I bet he has a good handshake
  9. Someone on Wikipedia knows what Scott Baio is
  10. What do you think it says?