PLOT TWIST

  1. Turns out you look cool when you run
  2. The dog actually liked the portrait you painted of him
  3. Those aren't scabies
  4. That thing you put in your mouth was actually the thing you meant to put in your mouth
    You didn't mistake your seat mate's fossil collection for some strange Peruvian candy
  5. The high school yearbook committee is already impossibly diverse and the goth kid has nothing to prove
  6. Mariah Carey has been a down to earth, well adjusted woman the whole time
  7. There are no heartbreaking truths to come to terms with
    You are everyone's first choice