REASONS TO DATE ME
- •The only beauty that matters to me is inner beautyLike bone structure
- •I have a normal amount of eyes
- •The scabies are under control now, thanks
- •VaginaIf you're into that sort of thing
- •Repressing nausea is my greatest skillNext to sucking the life out of a room
- •I can drink with the liver macerating alacrity of Lester Bangs but am considerably less sweatyMost of the time!
- •I'm not from Florida