REASONS TO DATE ME

  1. The only beauty that matters to me is inner beauty
    Like bone structure
  2. I have a normal amount of eyes
  3. The scabies are under control now, thanks
  4. Vagina
    If you're into that sort of thing
  5. Repressing nausea is my greatest skill
    Next to sucking the life out of a room
  6. I can drink with the liver macerating alacrity of Lester Bangs but am considerably less sweaty
    Most of the time!
  7. I'm not from Florida