REASONS TO TRAVEL
As someone who travels a lot, I can assure you I'm the ultimate authority on this
- •To spread your syphilis even farther than Captain Cook spread his;)
- •To find a grocery store that doesn't carry peanut butter and then you have to try and explain in a language you don't speak what peanut butter is and then ugh just give up
- •Contrast and compare prisons in person
- •Regale tinder dates with the various worldly diseases you have contractedI've had dengue fever!
- •That's it, all the reasons to travel. The end!