THE MOST FROWNED UPON REASONS TO CALL 9-11

  1. 1.
    don't like Tim McGraw's hair in the trailer for Country Strong
  2. 2.
    someone is wearing too much perfume in the elevator
  3. 3.
    Lemonade from the lemonade stand is too sour
    Suggested by   @daniel
  4. 4.
    not enough balloons
  5. 5.
    can't find keys and you're already late
  6. 6.
    cigarette delivery service
    tempting
  7. 7.
    what was that cute cops name? can i get his #??
  8. 8.
    testing out different funny voices
  9. 9.
    need a third party to solve a debate about who is worse: chandler or ross
    obviously it's ross
  10. 10.
    will I die alone??