THINGS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOOD AT ONLY TO FIND I WAS WRONG

  1. Feeding parrots
    Sorry
  2. Cutting hair
    Sorry
  3. Drawing two-point perspective
    Sorry
  4. Making jello
    Sorry
  5. Applying temporary tattoos
    Sorry
  6. Holding a baby
    Very sorry about this one
  7. Singing the Pointer Sisters at karaoke
    OOF
  8. Playing drums
    Sorry
  9. Driving stick shift
    Sorry
  10. Impressions
    Outside of my flawless impressions of any character from Silence of the Lambs