1. i am a world map pulled from a national geographic/and you are the fanciest push pins from office depot
  2. i am google image search/and you are page after page of ryan gosling, smiling and shirtless
  3. i am a promotional products company calendar/and you are a red x on every single one of my days
  4. i am a paperback stolen from a goodwill in North Carolina/and you are the creases where the dog ears used to be
  5. i am a freight train/and you are an old timey hobo who has sneaked on board (i don't mind)
  6. i am a liver/and you are the liquor that has macerated me
  7. you are your mom's old record player/and i am a record
    please play me