WORST FEELINGS

  1. Making eye contact with a grown man who is trying to run in flip flops
  2. Enthusiastically answering a question you have slightly misinterpreted and the other person knows you're either Not Listening or An Idiot
  3. Wondering what you wrote in other peoples yearbooks in high school
  4. That fart....wasn't silent
    Alternatively: that wasn't a fart, I swear
  5. Sincerely enjoying The Bachelor franchise
    I do, so much
  6. Being a grown man trying to run in flip flops and making eye contact with someone
  7. Whatever, all feelings are equally alarming and uncomfortable