Things I Would Rather Do Then Have People Ask What I'm Doing With My Life

People keep asking me what I'm doing now that I'm done with high school and I've just about had it. Here is a list of things I would rather do than have crusty old people ask what I'm doing now that I am now deemed a "proper" adult.
  1. Pour hot sauce in my eyes.
  2. Have my vocal chords ripped out by a killer rabbit.
  3. Be buried alive.
  4. Have my finger nails ripped off.
  5. Fall into a pit of needles.
  6. Get mauled by a bear.
  7. Get stuck by lightning.
  8. Get hit by a bus and then by a semi.
  9. So yeah. That's about it.