THINGS I FORGOT TO DO TODAY

  1. Make a birthday card for my mom
  2. Not hate the dentist for being a dentist
  3. Turn off the democratic town hall meeting when it was stressing me out
  4. Pick up my grandmas *not* boyfriend's fedex package
  5. Eat dinner
    Not like I forgot to eat but I don't think chips and salsa, thin mints, and cough drops count, right?
  6. Not eat a sleeve of thin mints
  7. Meditate
  8. Not give up and put pajamas on at six
  9. Breathe, I think?