ALL THE (WRONG) REASONS I WANT TO GET ENGAGED
My boyfriend is not on this app. Everything's fine
- •When people ask me hard life questions I could wave my ring in their face to distract them like a baby with a shiny objectQuestions like, "what are you doing with your life" or "what's your job right now"
- •Shut my parents up about itThey've actually only brought this up twice, but their silence is deafening
- •I'm beginning to view "soccer mom" as an appealing career moveI already drink rosè out of a plastic tumbler when I walk my dog so I'm in training. Plus if I don't wait too long I think I could swing MILF
- •I would feel validated as a person (???)If someone else thinks you're worthy of spending their life with you gotta be pretty OK right? Anyone?
- •Shut my friends up about itSince they're almost all married they love to drink wine and slur un-clever, super obvious hints to my boyfriend
- •Combined income.Aka, my debt is now someone else's problem too
- •I'm going to India to meet my boyfriends extended family and I don't want his traditional grandmother I'm some floozyPlus he says she's gonna die soon and I feel like he should give her that
- •GiftsI'd like a turquoise kitchen aid mixer pls
- •I have no really nice jewelry and I think it's time that changedIf anyone talks to my boyfriend I like the designer catbirdnyc.com. Thinking stack rings.
- •Engagement partySeems like could be a good time
- •More parties in your honorBachelorette, bridal shower, wedding, all about you. I've been throwing this shit for my friends for years it's MY TURN GODDAMNIT