1. Why do I do this to myself?
    This is ELECTIVE. What sane person would opt into this situation??
  2. I never have to do this again after this show.
    I think this every single time and I think it's the only way I have continued to keep doing it...
  3. What if my mouth doesn't work and I just stand there in silence?
    Someone would eventually do something, right?
  4. Who do I think I AM?
  5. Is this the time they're gonna find out...
    That I'm lame and weird and this all sucks
  6. These people look like they're gonna hate me
  7. Maybe I'm sick. Too sick to do this show.
  8. Or, if I got hit by a car I would not have to do this show...