THINGS MY MOM SAID DURING THE TREE OF LIFE
In a movie theatre. With other people.
- •Oh good god.
- •Are they even going to talk?
- •(Loud audible sigh)
- •This is too much.
- •Are we going to stay??
- •(More loud audible sighing)
- •No I'm not going to stop sighing, Ellen(after i shushed her loud audible sigh)
- •Is this ever going to end?
- •Dinosaurs??!! Oh come on!
- •(LOUDEST SIGH YET)
- •Good god almighty.
- •THANK GOD ITS OVER.
- •Well that was the worst movie I've ever seen!!
- •(I leave before anyone can know I was with her)