THINGS MY MOM SAID DURING THE TREE OF LIFE

In a movie theatre. With other people.
  1. Oh good god.
  2. Are they even going to talk?
  3. (Loud audible sigh)
  4. This is too much.
  5. Are we going to stay??
  6. (More loud audible sighing)
  7. No I'm not going to stop sighing, Ellen
    (after i shushed her loud audible sigh)
  8. Is this ever going to end?
  9. Dinosaurs??!! Oh come on!
  10. (LOUDEST SIGH YET)
  11. Good god almighty.
  12. THANK GOD ITS OVER.
  13. Well that was the worst movie I've ever seen!!
  14. (I leave before anyone can know I was with her)
  15. Ellen??