WHEN YOU KINDA EXAGGERATE HOW SICK YOU ARE TO GET OUT OF SOMETHING BUT THEN YOU REALLY GET SICK
- •Means karma is real
- •But also alleviates the guilt of my lie
- •Justifies me eating ramen?
- •Mostly sucks bc I really feel sick
- •Which makes me feel sorry for myself
- •And want to call my mom
- •And drink red Gatorade
- •And binge watch The Americans
- •In a way this is kinda what I wanted after all...