WHEN YOU KINDA EXAGGERATE HOW SICK YOU ARE TO GET OUT OF SOMETHING BUT THEN YOU REALLY GET SICK

  1. Means karma is real
  2. But also alleviates the guilt of my lie
  3. Justifies me eating ramen?
  4. Mostly sucks bc I really feel sick
  5. Which makes me feel sorry for myself
  6. And want to call my mom
  7. And drink red Gatorade
  8. And binge watch The Americans
  9. In a way this is kinda what I wanted after all...