ON BEING SICK IN COLLEGE

  1. Yesterday student health services told me to stay in my room for a week
  2. Do they even know its 9th week?
  3. Like... In-10-days-I'll-be-done-with-finals-and-gone week?
  4. Sorry.
  5. So naturally I went from the pharmacy to office hours
  6. But the truth is sometimes you actually just need to rest
  7. The flu is shitty and gross and I really just want to go home
  8. Which naturally is why I'm writing a paper right now?
  9. IDK MAN THIS IS NOT IDEAL