Things I saw on Facebook today.

Remember when Facebook wasn't over run with crazy people that you met once at the age of 3, now sending you a friend request?
  1. 1.
    Idk what this guy was on about. But I dig his "kettle of bullshit." And that he tagged her in it. I'll be checking back on this one later.
  2. 2.
    We finally got a smoking ban in restaurants within city limits! And people are losing their minds.
    Another person said "where'm I gon take mamaw now?" 😳😳😳
  3. 3.
    Turds everywhere you look!
    These people are just the kettle contents from #1.
  4. 4.
    Obviously the most sensible friend I have.
    Helicopter time.