THINGS WE HAVE CONTEMPLATED NAMING OUR PUPPY, OR: THE WORST THINGS TO SHOUT IN A PARK

  1. No
  2. Why God
  3. Lick me
  4. Saddam
  5. Run
  6. Mum
  7. Fire
  8. Paedo
  9. Danger
  10. Ted Bundy
  11. Please
  12. Murder