Bartleby List

Cliche things on Bucket Lists that I WOULD REALLY PREFER NOT TO
  1. Go to Burning Man
  2. Get a tattoo
  3. Land on a sea plane
    No thank you
  4. Indoor Sky diving
    No, as I am willing to go actual sky diving I resent that this is even offered
  5. Ride an elephant
    Just sad :(
  6. Sleep in an igloo
    What? Why was this on multiple Bucket List blogs
  7. Sing karaoke
    Haaaaaa, *retreats into shadows*
  8. Start a blog
    No
  9. Go on a cruise
  10. Get a massage
    I have the Heebie jeebies just thinking about it
  11. Run with the bulls
    Nope
  12. Coachella
  13. Live in Europe
    No
  14. Watching the ball drop in Times Square
    Noooooo!!!!!!
  15. Music festivals
    ....I don't feel as if I need this in my life
  16. Hiking the Appalachian trail, Pacific Coast Trail, etc.
    No thank you blisters and bears and poison ivy and carrying a hundred pound pack through the woods.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster