STUPID THINGS I DID LAST NIGHT
- •Shattered my phone in the Liquor Land parking lot after buying gin for someone older than I am
- •Carried my phone around in a sock all night because "I didn't want to hurt it anymore"
- •Carried gin and tonic water in the pouch of my raincoat with a sock over it (for camouflage prupsoses) across campus
- •Started drinking gin and tonics at 6:00 pm
- •Cried at Senior Apartments, but concealed it by telling people that I was "just on drugs"
- •Composed this acrostic poem
- •Lost my ID
- •Cracked shotguns with my bare hands, bruising my thumbs in the process
- •Encouraged my friend to assert her dominance over the freshman by telling them she lost her virginity at 10 years old
- •Potentially broke my ankle
- •Went up to a boy I have a crush on and said "Do you want to start a fight?"