Things I Will Not Miss About South Africa

  1. The Cape Turtle Dove
    Whose call has awoken me every morning and I hate
  2. Sideways toilet paper rolls
    It's the wrong way. It just is.
  3. Living out of a duffel bag
  4. Sandwich packed lunches
  5. Not having coffee ever
  6. Burs and thorns on every bush
  7. 6:30 curfew
  8. 10 day weeks
  9. People who wait around the parking lot waiting for you to tip them for 'watching your car'
  10. Hand washing laundry
  11. Pap