Mistakes I Make On The Daily

  1. Drinking black tea on an empty stomach
    I am nauseous/ throw up every time
  2. Drinking wine
    95% sure I'm allergic
  3. Starting fights with my dad
    He's a jerk every time
  4. Falling asleep in my towel
    My hair dries disgusting and my bed is damp
  5. Not cooking my sweet potatoes long enough
    You'd think I'd learn
  6. Making typos in important emails
    Every god damn day
  7. Monologuing far past the point that anyone is listening or cares
    Enough is enough
  8. Drinking an obscene amount of coffee and giving myself low grade anxiety all day