Times I Peaked

  1. In 8th grade when I filled my time capsule with cash and opened it the day I graduated from high school and used that money to buy booze
  2. A couple months ago I hiked a mountain on two hours of sleep, very drunk, with a sinus infection, and in the dark at 5am. But holy shit I did that and it was the hardest thing I've ever done. So now I know I can do anything
  3. When I wanted to see Interstellar but had no car and no one to go with so I walked 3 miles to the movie theatre and watched it by myself in an empty theatre at 1:30pm on a Tuesday.
    Not really an achievement, but I'm proud of it all the same
  4. When I had signed up for a half marathon but hadn't run in two months. But I woke up at 5am and ran that shit in 2:10. Couldn't walk for 5 days, but I did it.
  5. I farted really loudly in front of 25 people during the silence of a serious meeting and everyone knew it was me, stopped what they were doing and laughed for a full 5 minutes. But later someone told me "I don't know how you did that, but you made that cool."