4 THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN TAYLOR SWIFT'S 1989

Requested by @PeteOnEarth. This list gave me extreme anxiety because there was a lot of pressure to be funny. 🙃
  1. 1.
    Anything by Ben Folds
  2. 2.
    Avocados
  3. 3.
    Getting sucked into a Wikipedia wormhole
  4. 4.
    Zucchini fries