THINGS I AM GOOD AT

  1. Opening a beer at night and then falling sleep
    Wasting at least half of it, maybe more
  2. Overthinking what to make for dinner
    For some reason I feel like I have to impress my long term boyfriend, but he literally could not give less of a fuck
  3. Wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday
    If I didn't spill anything in myself, it's not dirty, right?
  4. Telling everyone I know that I'm finally going to grow out my bangs and then changing my mind the next day
    Bangs 4ever