WEIRD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED AT THE LIBRARY TODAY

And it's only lunch time.
  1. A man was appalled by the fact that we didn't have any CDs for learning Italian.
    However, we do have several electronic resources. He scoffed at the idea that he might own a device with which to access these resources.
  2. The printer stopped working.
    This is a bigger deal than one might think.
  3. An old lady called and asked for the proper spelling of "pedophile."
    I can only imagine what she needed with that.
  4. A child fell off of something (I honestly do not even know what) and started SCREAMING.
  5. A different child was screaming and it sounded eerily similar to "fuck me."