TINDER GUY BIO TROPES

I find tinder to be overwhelming and very funny.
  1. 5' 11"
    No you're not, it's ok!
  2. I'm very active. Hiking, kayaking, surfing, base-jumping, bear fighting!
    Ok relax
  3. Try to keep up ;)
    No thank you
  4. Casual pic playing the guitar
    Opening chords of wonderwall only please
  5. Casual pic with fancy car
    Unless you can promise me a complete Fast & Furious lifestyle, I don't caaaaare
  6. I'm funny!
    no